Gobble Up the Laughs: 100 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids
1. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side of Thanksgiving dinner!
2. What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler!
3. What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultrygeist!
4. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet!
5. How do you make a turkey float?
Add root beer and a scoop of ice cream!
6. What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries!
7. What do you call a turkey with no feathers?
Thanksgiving dinner!
8. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
9. What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey?
"Butter up, it's Thanksgiving!"
10. Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving party so proud?
Because it was stuffed!
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11. What's a turkey's least favorite key on the keyboard?
The spacebar!
12. What do you call a turkey who's been to space?
An astro-nut!
13. What's a turkey's favorite type of dance?
The Butterball Shuffle!
14. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a penguin?
A bird that likes cold drumsticks!
15. What did one turkey say to the other?
"I'm stuffed!"
16. Why did the cranberry sauce turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
17. What do you call a turkey that's good at math?
A "turkey"tion!
18. What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving game?
Squash!
19. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
20. What do you call a turkey that's on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
21. What did the turkey say to the computer?
"Google, google, google!"
22. What's a turkey's favorite instrument?
The drumstick!
23. What do you call a turkey with an evil plan?
A "gobble-lin"!
24. Why did the Pilgrims start the first cornfield?
Because they wanted to have a maize-ing Thanksgiving!
25. What do you call a stuffed animal at Thanksgiving?
A "stuffed" animal!
26. Why did the turkey play the drums in the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
27. What do you call a turkey with no manners?
A gob-bull!
28. What's a turkey's favorite kind of bread?
Gobble bread!
29. Why was the math book sad on Thanksgiving?
Because it had too many problems!
30. What do you call a turkey that's a sore loser?
A cry-baby!
31. Why was the cranberry sauce blushing?
Because it saw the turkey undressing!
32. What did one autumn leaf say to another?
"I'm falling for you!"
33. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
34. What's a pilgrim's favorite type of music?
Plymouth Rock!
35. What did the turkey say when it saw the pumpkin pie?
"Is that my fate?"
36. What do you call a turkey who loves classic literature?
William Shakes-pear!
37. What's a turkey's favorite dance move?
The turkey trot!
38. What's a turkey's favorite social media platform?
Gobble-gram!
39. Why did the turkey bring a computer to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it wanted to have a byte!
40. What do you call a turkey with an artistic flair?
A brush turkey!
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41. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
"I'm stuffed!"
42. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire?
A "gobble-fang"!
43. Why was the turkey at the comedy club so funny?
Because it had all the right "stuffing"!
44. What's a turkey's favorite type of movie?
Anything with "chick"en in it!
45. Why did the turkey bring a flashlight to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it wanted to "gobble" up every bit!
46. What's a turkey's favorite sport?
Featherball!
47. What do you call a turkey that's good at math?
A "count-on"!
48. What's a turkey's favorite toy?
A gobble-stick!
49. Why did the turkey sit at the piano?
Because it had the drumsticks!
50. What's a turkey's favorite game at Thanksgiving?
Hide and "gobble" seek!
51. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a UFO?
An unidentified "flying" object!
52. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so loud?
Because the potatoes were "mashing"!
53. What do you call a turkey who can dance?
A disco turkey!
54. Why did the turkey bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner?
To make sure it got on everyone's plate!
55. What did the turkey say to the football player?
"Kick me, I'm stuffed!"
56. What's a turkey's favorite candy?
Gobble-gum!
57. Why did the turkey refuse to join the football team?
Because it was afraid of getting "baked"!
58. What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
"I'm falling for you!"
59. What's a turkey's favorite sport?
Feathertball!
60. What do you call a turkey who's been to space?
An astro-nut!
61. What's a turkey's favorite kind of weather?
Fowl weather!
62. What do you call a turkey who tells jokes?
A "gobble-comedian"!
63. What's a turkey's favorite song?
"Beak It Off" by Taylor Swift!
64. Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving parade so excited?
Because it was the grand marshal!
65. What did the turkey say to the football player?
"You wanna join the Thanksgiving game? You've got the right tackle!"
66. What do you call a turkey with an artistic flair?
A brush turkey!
67. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
"I'm stuffed!"
68. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire?
A "gobble-fang"!
69. Why was the turkey so good at math?
Because it had all its "drumsticks" in a row!
70. What's a turkey's favorite type of comedy?
Stand-up gobbles!
71. Why did the turkey bring a tie to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it wanted to look "fly"!
72. What did one turkey say to the other at the Thanksgiving table?
"Don't be so poultry-ite!"
73. Why did the turkey refuse dessert at Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it was already stuffed!
74. What's a turkey's favorite book?
"Fowl Play"!
75. Why did the turkey go to school?
To get "butter" educated!
76. What do you call a turkey who can play a musical instrument?
A "gobble"-meister!
77. Why did the turkey wear a tie to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it wanted to look "fly"!
78. What did the turkey say to the chef?
"Quack, quack!"
79. What's a turkey's favorite type of comedy?
Stand-up gobbles!
80. Why did the turkey bring a backpack to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it wanted to have a backpackful Thanksgiving!
81. What do you call a turkey with a musical talent?
A "gobble"-tunist!
82. What's a turkey's favorite game on Thanksgiving?
Stuff and Seek!
83. Why did the turkey bring a rake to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it wanted to "leaf" a good impression!
84. What do you call a turkey who loves to travel?
A globetrotter!
85. Why did the turkey bring a net to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it wanted to catch up with everyone!
86. What did the turkey say to the football player?
"You wanna join the Thanksgiving game? You've got the right tackle!"
87. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a detective?
An undercover gobbler!
88. What did the turkey say to the pie?
"You're sweet, but I'm stuffed!"
89. Why did the turkey go to school?
To get "butter" educated!
90. What do you call a turkey who tells the best stories?
A gobble-teller!
91. Why did the turkey refuse to join the football team?
Because it was afraid of getting "baked"!
92. What did the turkey say to the football player?
"You wanna join the Thanksgiving game? You've got the right tackle!"
93. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a UFO?
An unidentified "flying" object!
94. Why was the Thanksgiving dinner so loud?
Because the potatoes were "mashing"!
95. What do you call a turkey who can dance?
A disco turkey!
96. Why did the turkey bring a ladder to Thanksgiving dinner?
To go over the top with its jokes!
97. What did the turkey say to the pie?
"You're sweet, but I'm stuffed!"
98. Why did the turkey go to school?
To get "butter" educated!
99. What's a turkey's favorite game on Thanksgiving?
Hide and "gobble" seek!
100. Why did the turkey sit on the fence?
Because it wanted to stay out of the "stuffing"!
These Thanksgiving jokes are sure to bring lots of laughter and smiles to your holiday celebration! Enjoy sharing them with your kids and loved ones during this special time of year. Happy Thanksgiving!